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This is from a Reuters article from CNN.com, talking about the movie Ray, a biopic about Ray Charles starring Jamie Foxx:

Foxx has generated a lot of early Oscar buzz for his accurate portrayal of the blind pianist, who saw the film shortly before he died in June of liver disease.

NO HE DIDN'T.

Review: SAW

From the first time I saw the trailer, I wanted to see this movie. It gave me the impression of being one of those dark, grungy, scary-violence feelings; to me the best kind of horror movie.

I have to say that I was not disappointed on this one. Even though it did have its share of foibles, all round it was a movie worthy of the admission price.

Without going much into the plot, its about a guy who takes people and more or less puts them in these sick, tortuous situations. You don't see the guy, you don' really know why he chose the people he did, but you do know that since the walls are grimy and the lighting is bad, some twisted shit is about to go down.

You could compare this movie to Se7en in the fact that its about a killer who is trying to teach people a lesson with his brutality. This is to me is your optimal horror flick; one that could happen in real life. People thought The Ring was scary, but in actuality it was just a boogieman coming through a TV set. Yawn.

The best thing about the movie is the atmosphere in which it takes place. Maybe I'm easily impressed, but the fact that the walls are grimy, the lighting is that dirty, low-light fluorescent green, and having a lot of the movie take place in a room that you could see taking place in the Kings Park Psychiatric Center did it for me.

Also, the gruesome situations the people were put in by the killer were great. They just made you say "HOLE-LEE SHIT" out loud when you were watching it. Beautiful.

However, the acting blew ass. Cary Elwes (whose life achievement has been Robin Hood: Men in Tights) looked more like a soap opera character than some guy about to saw his own foot off. Scenes were he was yelling because he couldn't reach a cell phone were just too ridiculous. People were laughing at the screen. The people I saw it with said it almost ruined the movie for them.

I thought it was cool regardless of the acting. Danny Glover pulled off an inspired performance as a black man. Actually a black cop. I don't think he's ever played one of those before.

The same people who said the acting almost ruined it for them said the ending made the movie awesome for them. It is a cool ending. I'm one of these guys who tries to figure out the ending 20 minutes in, either because some guy gave a dirty look or something like that, but I never get it right. This one I don't think anyone could be even close.

If you like horror movies or just want to see an unnerving flick, I definitely recommend this. It does the job without too much nonsense or 'that-would-never-happen' moments.

GRADE: A solid 89%



Why are old puppets always so fucking scary?

Don't Wave At Me, Asshole

I'm so ready for this election to be over its not even funny. I have to admit that I honestly haven't followed any political news for about the last two weeks, it honestly makes me nauseous. I watched Crossfire for about five minutes yesterday, and I had to turn it off. I can't take this bipartisan nipping at each other about the insignificant anymore. The only thing that has really gone on in the last two weeks has been these explosives going missing, other than that its been "Bush is a dummy", "Kerry looks silly throwing a baseball". I can't listen to it anymore. Who cares?

Its not just Republicans ignoring the important anymore. Democrats have been talking about what? A fucking box on Bush's back during one of the debates. WHO THE FUCK CARES? Why not point out how royally fucked we are in Iraq right now. Stick to this, and hopefully people will notice. But do they do that? No. They're more concerned about finding out why Bush won't release his 2nd grade report card.

I really, really hope Kerry wins. If he doesn't.......I don't know. I'll be truly nervous about world affairs for the next four years. I pray to God that we don't have a draft. I can't even imagine.

The wait for this election has been like sitting outside a bathroom waiting to hear from the skank from Saturday if she's pregnant; so full of worry, doubt, anger, and a feeling like you want to yell "SCREW YOU, TRAMP!" and run away.

Please please please anyone who reads this and is thinking about voting, vote for Kerry. Forget all that other shit that doesn't matter right now: we can worry about fags marrying, your rights to own a rocket launcher, and dead fetuses later. If we keep on this pre-emptive kick and screw up international relations, fuck up countries so its EASIER for terrorists to recruit people in them, and spending money they way we are right now, all that other shit won't matter because we'll all be dead or fighting in a war in the middle of some Mr. Ronai ancient desert.

I don't have much faith in people to make the right choice. I hope I'm proven wrong this time.

New Computers and Powerful Toothbrushes

Early Morning San Andreas Anger

San Andreas Chatter

So much has been going on, yet I spend the small amount of free time I have talking to Jackobel about this. What a waste of time:

Isle1183 (11:10:57 PM): in about 36 hours there will be johnsoan in my gri-all

Fantom05 (11:11:04 PM): oh foo

Fantom05 (11:11:11 PM): sho nuff

Isle1183 (11:11:17 PM): sho nuff indeed

Isle1183 (11:11:56 PM): i might have to go at 930 am

Isle1183 (11:12:03 PM): and fuck studying for my test

Fantom05 (11:12:57 PM): if i dont have to shoot video tuesday morning, i will be in the parking lot a 9am

Isle1183 (11:13:02 PM): hahaha

Isle1183 (11:13:10 PM): ign has seven new videos

Fantom05 (11:13:25 PM): really

Fantom05 (11:13:29 PM): are they worth downloadig

Isle1183 (11:13:32 PM): oh yeah, all insane jumps

Isle1183 (11:14:08 PM): jumping over the grand canyoan

Isle1183 (11:14:09 PM): holy shit

Isle1183 (11:14:15 PM): oh my god

Fantom05 (11:14:17 PM): no

Isle1183 (11:14:17 PM): i can't deal with this

Fantom05 (11:14:25 PM): gand can-yoan?

Isle1183 (11:14:29 PM): canyoan

Isle1183 (11:14:31 PM): in your face

Fantom05 (11:14:32 PM): hahahaha

Fantom05 (11:14:41 PM): is it huger?

Isle1183 (11:15:03 PM): it looks like it's the size of vice city

Isle1183 (11:15:49 PM): oh my god

Isle1183 (11:15:53 PM): it's so large

Fantom05 (11:15:53 PM): a-BUHHHHHHH?

Isle1183 (11:15:58 PM): whaa

Fantom05 (11:16:11 PM): ive gotta download it now

Isle1183 (11:16:17 PM): go see it

Fantom05 (11:17:13 PM): where do you download them

Fantom05 (11:17:20 PM): ah

Fantom05 (11:17:21 PM): videos

Isle1183 (11:17:29 PM): look at the canyoan first

Fantom05 (11:17:34 PM): i am

Isle1183 (11:17:42 PM): i can't deal with this for another day

Fantom05 (11:18:11 PM): it wont steve

Isle1183 (11:18:20 PM): click underneat on left click here to save

Fantom05 (11:18:25 PM): ok

Isle1183 (11:18:42 PM): did you do windows media player

Fantom05 (11:18:55 PM): yaaa

Isle1183 (11:19:02 PM): did you get it

Fantom05 (11:19:04 PM): its not working

Isle1183 (11:19:11 PM): hold on

Fantom05 (11:19:15 PM): it just says transferring dats, then done

Isle1183 wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\David Abrams\My Documents\download\fantom05\Canyoan.wmv (11:19:48 PM).

Isle1183 (11:19:52 PM): eat it

Fantom05 (11:20:12 PM): oh oof

Isle1183 (11:20:13 PM): oh man

Fantom05 (11:20:16 PM): its downloding

Isle1183 (11:20:19 PM): oh you can see the canyoan

Fantom05 (11:20:22 PM): is it really that good

Isle1183 (11:20:35 PM): it's johnsoan, of course it's good

Fantom05 (11:20:40 PM): hahahahahahahaha

Fantom05 (11:20:55 PM): now if anything's good, it's "johnsoan"

Fantom05 (11:21:04 PM): "those were some johnsoan eggs we had today"

Isle1183 (11:21:08 PM): my brother just got a G4 notebooks

Fantom05 (11:21:13 PM): no

Fantom05 (11:21:15 PM): really

Fantom05 (11:21:17 PM): faig

Isle1183 (11:21:20 PM): well his g4 is a johnsoan

Fantom05 (11:21:20 PM): i want one

Fantom05 (11:21:30 PM): it would be a johnsoan if it was mine

Isle1183 (11:21:38 PM): he gets 15% for working in the post office which is definitely johsoan

Fantom05 (11:21:56 PM): he gets a johnsoan for working at the post office?

Isle1183 (11:22:04 PM): sho nuff

Fantom05 (11:22:19 PM): he's a fucking food eater

Fantom05 (11:22:25 PM): have you talked to joe gibbs lately

Isle1183 (11:22:26 PM): he does eat food

Isle1183 (11:22:29 PM): nah

Isle1183 (11:22:29 PM): have you

Fantom05 (11:22:33 PM): nope

Isle1183 (11:22:36 PM): he's too in love with liaz

Fantom05 (11:22:38 PM): i bet hes been eating it

Isle1183 (11:22:43 PM): oh here comes your johnsoan

Fantom05 received C:\Documents and Settings\David Abrams\My Documents\download\fantom05\Canyoan.wmv (11:22:53 PM).

Fantom05 (11:22:54 PM): hahaha

Isle1183 (11:22:57 PM): eat it

Fantom05 (11:23:14 PM): nice how you named the file canyoan?

Isle1183 (11:23:21 PM): oh yah

Isle1183 (11:23:36 PM): look how big the canyoan is

Fantom05 (11:23:54 PM): HOLY SHIT

Isle1183 (11:23:57 PM): oh yah

Isle1183 (11:23:59 PM): you doubted

Fantom05 (11:24:05 PM): you just keep dropping

Isle1183 (11:24:10 PM): now you see how truly johsoan, johnsoan is

Fantom05 (11:24:18 PM): like how can you even know what your johnsoan is doing?

Fantom05 (11:24:34 PM): im gonna watch it again

Isle1183 (11:24:35 PM): the johnsoan finds his way

Isle1183 (11:24:41 PM): i already watched it like 10 times

Fantom05 (11:25:09 PM): holy fuck thats so big

Isle1183 (11:25:15 PM): i think that's the biggest johnsoan i've ever seen

Fantom05 (11:25:17 PM): i cant even magine

Fantom05 (11:25:28 PM): and you only get $52 for it

Isle1183 (11:25:48 PM): i hope it's not a bomber like that though...half the land is just barren and the cities are still the same size as the last games

Isle1183 (11:26:11 PM): that would be anti-johnsoan

Fantom05 (11:26:23 PM): so what, you think theyre hyping ti to be huge, but its huge only cause theres a lot of open nothing?

Isle1183 (11:26:34 PM): i'm saying i hope that's not what happnes

Fantom05 (11:26:41 PM): let me tell you something seriously for a moment

Fantom05 (11:27:06 PM): if i ever, EVER, hear another bad wold about johnsaon out of your moth again, i will rip your face off

Fantom05 (11:27:23 PM): but even if it is

Isle1183 (11:27:26 PM): my baigs, i overstepped my johnsoan boundaries

Fantom05 (11:27:28 PM): theres still 3 cities

Fantom05 (11:27:44 PM): so figure at worst, its 3 vice cities together

Isle1183 (11:27:51 PM): true ass

Isle1183 (11:27:53 PM): true ass

Fantom05 (11:27:58 PM): haha

Fantom05 (11:28:14 PM): its been dripping into my normal conscious thought the last week

Isle1183 (11:28:21 PM): what

Fantom05 (11:28:24 PM): like taking up a lot of time in my thoughts

Fantom05 (11:28:29 PM): the johnsoan

Fantom05 (11:28:32 PM): coming out

Fantom05 (11:28:41 PM): in 25 hours

Isle1183 (11:28:50 PM): dude, every day i spend like a half hour thinking about how much better life will be with carl johnsoan in it

Fantom05 (11:28:56 PM): hahahahahahahahahaha

Isle1183 (11:29:02 PM): then when solid snake comes into my life, i may have to become a polygamist

Fantom05 (11:29:11 PM): yes

Fantom05 (11:29:14 PM): no thanksgiving

Fantom05 (11:29:17 PM): ill eat it in my room

Isle1183 (11:29:20 PM): hahah, see you in december

Fantom05 (11:29:29 PM): i wont see you over break

Fantom05 (11:29:32 PM): just talk on the phone

Fantom05 (11:29:38 PM): in our respective rooms

Isle1183 (11:29:48 PM): well then

Fantom05 (11:29:50 PM): about salad snack and johnsoan

Isle1183 (11:29:58 PM): hahahaha

Isle1183 (11:30:04 PM): salad snack

Isle1183 (11:30:05 PM): why

Fantom05 (11:30:06 PM): haha

Fantom05 (11:30:12 PM): because

Isle1183 (11:30:19 PM): dude, halo 2 will get none of my time

Isle1183 (11:30:24 PM): like a bastard stepchild

Fantom05 (11:30:27 PM): boo urns on halo

Fantom05 (11:30:55 PM): salad snack could take that master chief in like 2 mintues

Isle1183 (11:31:00 PM): i feel bad for the prince of puuuursia

Fantom05 (11:31:01 PM): he'd just hide from him in his camo

Fantom05 (11:31:05 PM): me too

Isle1183 (11:31:12 PM): no love for the prince

Fantom05 (11:31:13 PM): if it had its time in the summer

Fantom05 (11:31:19 PM): it would have ruled the roost

Isle1183 (11:31:25 PM): over psi aps

Isle1183 (11:31:31 PM): and spider-mang

Fantom05 (11:31:35 PM): oh yah, it actually looks pretty good

Fantom05 (11:31:43 PM): but it cant hold a candle to snack and johnsoan

Isle1183 (11:32:01 PM): i have way to many expenses in the next few weeks

Fantom05 (11:32:07 PM): hahahaha

Isle1183 (11:32:20 PM): but there will be nothing to spend money on after that because i'll be in my room 20 hours a day

Fantom05 (11:32:38 PM): no food, no girlfriends

Fantom05 (11:32:45 PM): johnsoan only

Isle1183 (11:32:49 PM): just me and my johnsoan

Isle1183 (11:32:54 PM): with corn rows

Fantom05 (11:33:11 PM): im gonna set up 'johnsoan only' hours so people that i know will have an idea when not to disturb me

Isle1183 (11:33:18 PM): hahahaah

Isle1183 (11:33:30 PM): do not disturb, johnsoan in the house

Fantom05 (11:34:00 PM): johnsoan robbing the house

Fantom05 (11:34:10 PM): johnsoan jumping over mt. everest

Isle1183 (11:34:22 PM): johnsoan eating doknots

Fantom05 (11:34:32 PM): johnsoan jumpig off the golden gate bridge

Isle1183 (11:34:44 PM): johnsoan playing craps in the street

Fantom05 (11:34:48 PM): hahahaha

Fantom05 (11:34:51 PM): can you do that?

Isle1183 (11:34:57 PM): i would hope so

Isle1183 (11:34:59 PM): there's casinos and stuff

Fantom05 (11:35:04 PM): you can play basketball

Fantom05 (11:35:06 PM): and box

Fantom05 (11:35:11 PM): and shoot pool

Isle1183 (11:35:20 PM): baseketball and baxe and shat pol

Fantom05 (11:35:30 PM): what is wrong with us

Isle1183 (11:35:33 PM): i dont' konw

Fantom05 (11:35:34 PM): shat pole

Isle1183 (11:35:43 PM): i've been asking myself that a lot lately

Fantom05 (11:35:45 PM): hahaha

Fantom05 (11:35:55 PM): ive been asking myself wheres my johnsoan when i need him

Isle1183 (11:35:59 PM): we sit on the couch and just spit out nonsense

Fantom05 (11:36:06 PM): hahahahaha

Isle1183 (11:36:20 PM): kind of like when we rapped to lloyd banks in sentences

Fantom05 (11:36:21 PM): well if johnsoan is nonsense, i dont wanna make sense

Fantom05 (11:36:42 PM): kind of like im sure will pick right up over thanksgiving

Isle1183 (11:36:52 PM): true ass

Fantom05 (11:37:59 PM): and krsitin and kathleen and feel deserted

Isle1183 (11:38:00 PM): oh man, metal gear may come out on the baxe

Fantom05 (11:38:03 PM): and we can care less

Isle1183 (11:38:09 PM): less caring here

Fantom05 (11:38:13 PM): hahahahahahahahaha

Fantom05 (11:38:24 PM): what is snack doing on the baxe?

Isle1183 (11:38:52 PM): word on the street, supposedly the promo boxes has both ps2 and xbaxe logos on them

Isle1183 (11:39:06 PM): they're saying it was a misprint but i don't konw about hat

Fantom05 (11:39:07 PM): really

Fantom05 (11:39:16 PM): what would you get it for

Isle1183 (11:39:16 PM): how can you forget that there's a baxe logo

Isle1183 (11:39:25 PM): well it's not gonna be on the baxe for a while

Fantom05 (11:39:50 PM): why would the logo even be in the room if it was not up for grabes?

Isle1183 (11:40:09 PM): wha

Fantom05 (11:41:02 PM): like why would they have a baxe logo in the program where they put the cover art together if it wasnt going to be released for baxe soon?

Isle1183 (11:41:13 PM): true ass

Isle1183 (11:41:15 PM): true ass

Isle1183 (11:41:24 PM): they wanted to slip it in there to create a stir

Fantom05 (11:41:40 PM): you can stir my ace with your johnsoan

Isle1183 (11:42:13 PM): let's be honest, i might have a celebratioan at midgnat for the 24 countdown to johnsoan

Fantom05 (11:42:30 PM): i will call you

Fantom05 (11:42:40 PM): we can share the experi-anses

Isle1183 (11:43:06 PM): i'm locking myself in my room on tuesday night, through wednesday night

Fantom05 (11:43:10 PM): ill be in bed so early so i can throw myself out of bed for the johnsoan puck up

Fantom05 (11:43:23 PM): thats pick up

Fantom05 (11:43:26 PM): pick up

Isle1183 (11:43:26 PM): how fa is the eb games

Fantom05 (11:43:32 PM): na EB son

Fantom05 (11:43:35 PM): na EB

Isle1183 (11:43:38 PM): gamestap

Fantom05 (11:43:39 PM): KB Toys

Isle1183 (11:43:42 PM): wha

Fantom05 (11:43:45 PM): oh yah

Isle1183 (11:43:47 PM): how fa

Fantom05 (11:43:50 PM): kay-bay

Fantom05 (11:43:55 PM): like 10 min

Isle1183 (11:43:59 PM): oh fucking face

Fantom05 (11:44:07 PM): thats right eater

Fantom05 (11:44:16 PM): we should race to see who gets the johnsoan first

Isle1183 (11:44:27 PM): not i, i have a test

Isle1183 (11:44:32 PM): i haven't decided what im gonna do

Fantom05 (11:44:48 PM): i have clase at 2, but ill go to that and that'll be it

Fantom05 (11:44:53 PM): im skipping my radio show

Fantom05 (11:44:56 PM): fuck it

Isle1183 (11:44:57 PM): nice

Isle1183 (11:45:00 PM): my teacher drops one test

Isle1183 (11:45:18 PM): so clearly my feelings on tuesday mownin at 9 am will decide if this is the one

Fantom05 (11:45:24 PM): hahahahahahahaha

Fantom05 (11:45:45 PM): and i can assure you your feelings will be 'holy shit its out i have to go right now'

Isle1183 (11:45:52 PM): i hope not

Fantom05 (11:46:00 PM): 'its sitting in a store and i dont own it yet'

Fantom05 (11:46:06 PM): what class is it

Isle1183 (11:46:11 PM): maaaketing

Isle1183 (11:46:26 PM): i swindled my way into a dinner with kathleen on tuesday night so i could go get it

Fantom05 (11:46:43 PM): tell the teacher you missed the test because some surperb marketing pulled you away and took over your brain

Isle1183 (11:46:49 PM): hahahahahah

Fantom05 (11:47:08 PM): write an essay about it to make up for the test

Isle1183 (11:47:14 PM): oh man

Fantom05 (11:47:17 PM): and then just ramble in the test about the canyoan jump

Isle1183 (11:47:26 PM): but i'm goign out to dinner that night like 2 minutes from johnsoan

Isle1183 (11:47:33 PM): i can't cancel dinner again

Fantom05 (11:47:34 PM): FAG

Isle1183 (11:47:38 PM): i missed on friday

Fantom05 (11:47:57 PM): youre going to leave johnsoan for what will be an hour and a half of anti-johnsoan activities?

Isle1183 (11:48:11 PM): well this is how i see it

Fantom05 (11:48:11 PM): youre not even worth talking to anymore

Isle1183 (11:48:13 PM): ....

Isle1183 (11:49:09 PM): if i go out there after my test...i'll be within an arms length of johnsoan at like 6...so i have to decide whether johnsoan pulls me in before dinner because if i get it before dinner there will clearly be no dinner as i will have to promptly return home. so i may have to leave johnsoan in teh store until after dinner

Fantom05 (11:49:34 PM): hold on hold on

Fantom05 (11:50:00 PM): youre telling me youre going to wait til about 6pm that evening to bring johnsoan home with you?

Isle1183 (11:50:09 PM): by the time i get home 8

Fantom05 (11:50:13 PM): wow

Fantom05 (11:50:19 PM): who is this?

Isle1183 (11:50:35 PM): well clearly i will be bringing the game into dinner with me and make kathleen drive home so i can read the manual

Fantom05 (11:51:05 PM): i know this isnt the kid who sat with mer in a car ride from pennslyvania for 2 hours yelling "johnsoan.....trentoan......clintoan" in anticiaption for this game

Isle1183 (11:51:14 PM): oh, binghamtoan

Fantom05 (11:51:37 PM): you going to dinner that night?

Isle1183 (11:51:46 PM): hear me out

Fantom05 (11:51:46 PM): its an abombina-shoan

Isle1183 (11:51:50 PM): hahha

Isle1183 (11:52:28 PM): i misse dinner on friday...i am going to be in the area to pick up johnsoan on tuesday...in order to save more time for johnsoan, i sacrificed on tuesday so i wouldn't have to go for 2 hours after i already got into my johnsoan

Fantom05 (11:52:43 PM): why not go tomorrow

Isle1183 (11:52:52 PM): then i have to drive out to there twice

Fantom05 (11:52:53 PM): pre-johnsoan dining

Fantom05 (11:52:57 PM): fag

Fantom05 (11:53:00 PM): what a fag

Isle1183 (11:53:05 PM): i'm posing the questioan right now

Fantom05 (11:53:19 PM): wont have johnsoan for hours because he has to save a few pennies on gas

Isle1183 (11:53:25 PM): hahhhaha

Isle1183 (11:53:29 PM): shut up

Isle1183 (11:53:30 PM): fai

Isle1183 (11:53:31 PM): g

Fantom05 (11:53:50 PM): all i know is at 10 when i call you what morning and tell you how awesome that johnsoan is, you'll be kicking yourself

Isle1183 (11:53:58 PM): i won't answer

Isle1183 (11:54:04 PM): i have to study for my test tomorrow

Fantom05 (11:54:05 PM): ill call nonstop

Fantom05 (11:54:10 PM): ok fag

Fantom05 (11:54:48 PM): have fun eating rigitoni like a bitch while im galavanting around san andreas like a gang banger

Isle1183 (11:54:57 PM): you know what, eat a johnsoan, you should be glad that i will be indulging in the johnsoan with you, we should make fun of non johnsoaners

Fantom05 (11:55:16 PM): youre not a TRUE johnsaon

Fantom05 (11:55:19 PM): youre johnsoan lite

Isle1183 (11:56:02 PM): i will still have the johnsoan

Isle1183 (11:56:28 PM): you know what, i gotta call the sto tomorrow because the guy mentioaned that they may opan at midnight for johnsoan

Fantom05 (11:56:38 PM): aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Isle1183 (11:56:40 PM): then i'll eat it all night

Fantom05 (11:56:44 PM): you better fucking go if they do

Isle1183 (11:56:46 PM): then i'll call you fag

Fantom05 (11:56:51 PM): ill drive there

Isle1183 (11:56:52 PM): you can eat my johnsoan then

Isle1183 (11:56:54 PM): hahahah

Fantom05 (11:57:02 PM): ill be there a 9 tomorrow night

Isle1183 (11:57:07 PM): i'm gonna call thn

Isle1183 (11:57:11 PM): them in the am

Fantom05 (11:57:12 PM): oh fucking food

Isle1183 (11:57:24 PM): dude, if i could go tomorry at midgnat

Isle1183 (11:57:29 PM): fucking face

Fantom05 (11:57:32 PM): im gonna call kb then too

Isle1183 (11:57:34 PM): i'd eat it until i exploded

Fantom05 (11:57:37 PM): hahahaha

Isle1183 (11:57:39 PM): well this is EB

Isle1183 (11:57:42 PM): not KB

Isle1183 (11:57:43 PM): ooooooooh

Fantom05 (11:57:49 PM): you know that beastie boys sone

Fantom05 (11:57:55 PM): no sleep til johnsoan

Isle1183 (11:58:01 PM): hhahahahaah

Fantom05 (11:58:20 PM): go study eater

Isle1183 (11:58:45 PM): i'll study up on johnsoan and johnsoan

Fantom05 (11:58:51 PM): hahahaha

This Is A Video Edit

The title is my way of paying homage to out new little delete dump button at WONY. I spent 5 hours today editing our three minute movie for Murphy. A movie about Silva eating a half of a grilled cheese sandwich, and the other half vowing revenge. If I can find someplace online that hosts video for free, I'll post it.

That's all I did today. I think me and Kristin are going to the two WONY parties tonight. WONY is so popular now, we've got to have multiple parties to contain all the awesomeness.

Here is the Internet Movie Database page of my Art of the Motion Picture teacher:

Jensen all up in your grille

CMJ Post Game Analysis

I don't really know how to approach writing this. I think I'm just gonna go down the line of things I remember happening. If anyone from WONY reads this, and I left something out, just add it as a comment.

• At first it looked like we were going to have major trouble getting into the hotel. It was 2 rooms, equipped for 6, and we had 9, plus they had a huge sign saying "YOU MUST DISPLAY YOUR KEY WHEN ENTERING ELEVATORS" sitting right next to some guy stationed there, but we never had trouble.

• We all went to the Javits Center together, and got our badges, along with bags of free stuff.

• No one wanted to go see the 'Team America' pre-screening except Lisa P., so me and her got on a bus and went to Lincoln Center. We stood in a line of like 400 people. Finally got in, watched it (I'd say a 5 out of 10), Trey Parker and Matt Stone came out and talked to everyone for like 15 min., and then they raffle off a guitar signed by them. I won. Find out later the whole package is worth like $1500 - $2000. First thought that popped in my head was "Going on eBay so fast."

• Me and Lisa go and meet Meg and Kristen Miller at Irving Plaza. Some band where they played literally Halloween music was on stage, then Sonic Youth came out. Me and Lisa somehow fanagled our way into the VIP section of Irving, the bands walking by us and all that. We are so hip.

• Day 2 begins back at Javitz to see Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys make no sense. He really gave me a feel of what drugs does to you after 35 years. We also saw Ted Leo and Saul Williams (who are they?) speak about politics.

• Me, Treats, Daly, Meg, and Miller went to some place by the Williamsburg Bridge. Free beer for a few hours. Good time.

• Trying to get back into the hotel, we got stuck in some area of the building that just had a staircase going up forever. It was like The Shining. Actually, the entire hotel was just like the one in The Shining, especially when RedRum was written on our mirror in ketchup. Or catsup, if you're a moron.

• Meg and Daly introduce me to Sparks, and take me to an Indian restaurant. I've never seen anything like this. There are like four of them right next to each other in about a 15 foot space. When they see you are considering eating Indian food, they all start SCREAMING at you to eat at their place in broken English. They yell promises and incentives at you. One guy yelled 'FREE WINE!' at us. We went there.

• Unfortunately, and as I expected, the caveat was that it was only free wine if you order an entree.

• You can never recognize what you are eating when eating Indian food. Everyone else just picked up these random orange things that looked like alien eggs and bit them. It was gross.

• The food wasn't bad, but I didn't see anything special about it. Honestly, the best part was the experience. You have to go to an Indian restaurant at least once in NYC.

• Rob, Laz, and other Alumni showed up at the hotel that night. Me, Rob, and Lisa K. went to some bar, me and Rob talked about big boy adult stuff, and Lisa sat and stared at us. Whoopsy.

• I can't remember what I did Friday. The whole day is a blank to me. All of these things are just mixing in my head.

• I do remember losing everything I own during this trip, however. I lost the key card to the room the first night, then I thought I lost my $300 CMJ badge the next morning (Feldman was sleeping on top of it), I thought I left my wallet on the subway (it was in my pocket), I thought I left my jacket at the Team America premiere (I didn't wear it), and I dropped my ATM card in the Bowry Ballroom. I am seriously a 7-year old.

• Saturday we went to a panel of RCA Record execs, two gay directors, and the manager for a band called My Chemical Romance. Although the panel was titled 'Anatomy of the Music Video', all I really got from it was that if you're not an established artist, the record company gets to fuck with you as much as they want to, but if you have sold some records, they will kiss your ass forever. It made me really mad.

• Saturday night was out of control. Me and Daly more or less split a bottle of Smirnoff together, and I drank about 3/4 of a small bottle of 99 Apples by myself. The pictures will speak for themselves. Everyone was out of their minds.

• We first went to the Bowry Ballroom, and saw some band called Mates of State and a hip-hop group called Aesop Rock. It was ok. I dropped my ATM card on the ground, and luckily Kodi found it, otherwise I'd have been so fucked and pissed off my face would have exploded.

• We then went to the Pussycat Lounge. The 'free beer' they advertised having was more like a case of Amheiser World Select for about 200 people. Needless to say, there was no more free beer after 20 minutes. CMJ really fucked us all over when it came to that. It wasn't the fact that there were naked girls there that made it fun, it was the fact that all of us were there together when there were naked girls there that made its so fun. Kodi and Lisa P. left like an hour after we got there, because Kodi was out-of-his-mind drunk, and kept snapping people with the rubberband that came out of his $5 sweatpants he bought. The rest of us went back in, and Treats fell in love with one of the strippers, and gave her all his money, ran out of money, then tried to hand them folded-up napkins as a tip. He also took a picture in the strip club, not of the girls, but it still got confiscated by a bouncer. We finally pulled him out of there when he started to wave his bank card at the girl.

• Outside, Treats kept up this behavior by ripping open a bag with 1,000 page phone books in it, and put them under someone's windshield wipers.

• I don't remember who I came home with, but I do remember taking pictures inside the cab. For no reason.

• Meg, Daly, and I went to the KFC in Penn Station at 3:30 in the morning. Miller was sleeping in the room so we ate it in the hallway. For some reason, Meg started talking in this foreign accent, and we ended up having a 20-minute conversation with each other in this Eastern European/Russian voice. Meg kept talking about her "muffin", a.k.a. a biscuit. Every sentence started with "In my country...." It was really funny.

• What wasn't funny was when I woke up four hours later and started to puke. A funny thing happened during this experience, because while the KFC mashed potatoes were coming out of my mouth, they were also coming out of my nose. I froze over the toilet, as I had shit coming out of every hole in my face, trying to blow it out of my nose onto the bathmat, but the bile burned the inside of my nose every time I did so. It was one of the low points of my entire life.

• It was finally time to leave. We got our stuff and headed to Grand Central Station. Since we had to kill some time, Kodi sat on the floor, and wrote on napkins things like, "Check out my cornhole Give me change" and "Slide MetroCard here" and propped these signs against himself, with his ass in the air. Not many 21 year olds could amuse themselves with a pen and napkin for an hour and a half.

And that sort of concludes the trip. If you want to see the pictures, you can check them out here. Also, if I forgot anything, put them in the comments section, the link is right under this article. Overall, I spent about $200 in the city, but the trip was definitely worth it, and I suspect CMJ 2005 will be as equally out of control.

Momma Always Told Me There'd Be Days like These

Yesterday I did work nonstop from 9am until 1 in the morning. CMJ really banged me in the bootyhole; I have two make-up tests, a midterm coming up, an audio project that I handed in late, and a movie assignment in which we have to come up with the concept, shoot it, edit it, and hand it in in a week.

Regardless of all that, I'm going to wait until the weekend to put up a CMJ post. I want to do it right, with pictures as illustrations, and really give a sense of how out of control it got.

I think I talked about the guitar in one of the audio posts. Anyway, I've heard that I can get from $1500 to $2000 for it. Wowzers. I don't think I'll get that much though. I'm gonna put it on eBay for like eight, and a Buy it Now for twelve.

If I get anywhere in the range of what these people are telling me, its gonna pay for a computer, the CMJ trip, and Christmas. That would be a nice treat. I know it won't happen though.

Why is it so hard to put a key on a keyring? I just tried to do it and I fucked up my fingernail.

I gotta go do a radio show soon. Go Sox, even though I'm predicting your demise tonight.

CMJ Aftermath

Insanely busy. Will post about CMJ and the pictures from it later. Not having class for an entire week put me so far behind, plus more work is being added to the hectic schedule. Looks like I'll have some downtime by Wednesday of next week.

In the meantime, get prepared to deal with a onslaught of this in the coming weeks:

Problems Crop Up in Fla. Early Voting

Friday Night Ramble-thon

Times Square/Team America Review

Last post until Sunday. Leaving for CMJ in the city in about 7 1/2 hours. Have to get to bed.

I'm going to do some audio posting, so you can keep up with what's going on in NYC.

Freaking out about all the work I'm gonna have when I get back.

Whatevas!

WONY CMJ Trip 2004 begins now.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Unoriginal Suck

I don't understand how people could like anything that has to do with Harry Potter. I know too many girls that have read the books and love them, and I have REALLY know too many guys who like the movies.

Now, I can't comment on the books, having too much self-respect to read them, but I'm guessing the movies and books are basically the same. I've been forced to see all three of these atrocities in the theaters by Kristin. Through those wasted hours, I have studied and scrutinized the films, and come to the conclusion that people must be idiots to have made J.K. Rowling the richest woman in Britain. The only credit I give this woman is being able to con so many people that she ends up a BILLIONAIRE, with a few books to go and I'm sure more movies. BILLIONAIRE.

BILLIONAIRE. For writing a story. About WIZARDS. And WITCHES. Holy shit, that is the most original thing I've ever heard.

That's my main problem with the Harry Potter franchise, it is not an original, creative idea. She did not invent the idea of wizards and magic. People act like there has been no mention of magic in the last 1700 years other than what this lady has written. She didn't invent this. It is not a new concept.

You know what the name of the forest is that surrounds the school is named? The Dark Forest. Amazing! The mind that came up with that deserves to be a BILLIONAIRE!!!!!

I honestly believe that one reason so many people like this series is because she gives weird names to things. That's not a person anymore, it's a muggle. A ball? No, no, it's Quafiki. When you have to pee, you go to the naipershundy. Yum Yum! My favorite dish is the bra-goosh-ner with wanecrott. Even though I made all those up, you get the idea. If you don't believe me, watch the movies.

Also, the characters are really irritating. The redheaded stepchild, all he's good for in the movies is making goofy faces. This one I'm not even exaggerating. If you watch any of the movies, this kid makes stupid faces he calls 'acting' throughout 90% of the film.

Harry is no better. These kids break every single rule Hogwart's has, gets caught by the big guy with the beard, and what does he say? "For knowingly breaking every rule we have set forth for the students of Hogwart's, we have no choice but to............AWARD 50 POINTS TO GRIFFENDOR!!!!"

What?!?! How does that make sense? Yet it happens in every movie.

I'm not even gonna get into why the entire plot of the third movie is destroyed in one scene. All I'm going to say is that if you are standing in a house and someone throws a rock at you, and you turn around and see no one, then later on go back in time to that very moment and find yourself throwing a rock at yourself, then when the first rock was thrown at you something else must have been throwing rocks at you other than yourself because you can't justify you throwing a rock at you before you even went back in time because how else did the first rock get thrown?

If you can follow and understand that rambling, you have tapped into the reason why the crux of the third Harry Potter movie doesn't make sense.

Hogwart's also seems to not have heard of Brown v. Board of Ed. yet, because there are virtually no black people at Hogwarts. You'll see one or two thrown into big crowd scenes, but that's about it. The only black kid with a speaking part is the kid who does the announcing at the flying rugby games. But of course, they have to make the black kid a DJ, right? Wizards are so racist.

Also, if every kid that goes into the Slitherin house goes bad, then why even have a Slitherin house to begin with? As soon as the talking hat yells out, "SLITHERIN!" take the child and throw them in jail. The movie actually says that all the people picked for that house turn to evil, yet they are still allowed to exist. Sense makers.

I have come up with a few ways to entertain myself when coerced into viewing any Potter movie. One is to fall asleep, a technique I used in the theater during the first movie. The second is to compare the goings-on in the film to the Israeli/Palestinian conflict (number two actually pays out like it). And the third is to sit in the packed theater on opening night that you were dragged to and stare at the people in front of you dressed up like wizards to see the movie and think of ways you would want to kill them (only thing that kept me sane during the third one.) You can also wait until the movie is over and rant for forty minutes on the car ride home about how the time travel didn't make any sense and get everyone so mad at you that they refuse to speak to you when you get out of the car. I didn't care, though. The whole movie was based on the premise of "It doesn't have to make any sense whatsoever. It's a movie, and therefore can do whatever it wants and you should just accept it."

Never.

The best thing to get you through these movies is to picture what they're gonna be like when they're all like 17 years old. "Harry, do you know the abortion spell? I got Hermione pregnant!!" I actually came up with a whole scenario for this during one of them, but I forgot it. Oh well.

In conclusion, please don't be one of those people who falls for this trash (or rubbish, since we're being English) and says that they stories are so whimsical and fun, because in essence its a story thats been told for hundreds of years with some odd names thrown in.

See you on Platform 9 3/4.

Review: Shaun of the Dead

I'm not sure how many people have even heard of this movie. In fact, I think I only saw commercials for it once or twice. However, those brief introductions made me anxious to see Shaun of the Dead. Unfortunately, Oneonta only has one movie theater, and usually doesn't play those films that they only show in a few places, mostly artsy movie theaters, like the Cinema Arts Centre in Huntington.

But by some stroke of luck, they brought Shaun to the Southside Mall this week. Even though the movie was in the Top 10 last week, number six to be exact, it only made $2 mil and I didn't expect to see it anytime soon. But that's neither here nor there.



This movie was incredible. Easily the funniest movie I've seen this year, and in my Top 3 of 2004 (Kill Bill 2 and Fahrenheit 9/11 came out this summer). The plot revolves around two guys in England, one a skinny loser who works in a Nobody Beats the Wiz-esque store, and the other is a big fat guy who lives like a pig and just plays Playstation2 all day. It's unfortunate, but I can relate to these guys.

Skinny guy Shaun breaks up with his girlfriend, and the two go out and get drunk, not realizing that chaos has slowly broken out across the country. They wake up the next morning, oblivious, until they see a girl standing in their backyard. They shout at her and throw a rock or two, and she turns around all slow and zombie-like, moaning and all that good stuff. They laugh and think she's drunk. She goes after Shaun, which they read as a drunken makeout attempt. Shaun's friend gets a camera to get shots of his friend attacked by a drunk girl. She doesn't stop, blah blah blah, they find out she's a zombie. Hilarity ensues.

What I think I liked best about it is that the characters were very believable, regular guys, and their reactions to all the shit going on around them fits their demeanor. I know a few people who if zombies came to life, would laugh and take pleasure in killing them rather than being scared. You do, too.

Another of the great things about it was that they were able to also make the movie genuinely suspenseful without making it feel forced. The comedy and tension flowed perfectly.

I would say this is one of those movies I would see in the theater again, which almost never happens, and will be a definite DVD pickup when it comes out: A


Throughout the whole movie, I thoughtthat was a frat paddle.

CMJ Music Marathon

I'm using the next 72 hours to do nothing but schoolwork, as I will be attending the CMJ Music Marathon in New York City next week.

What is CMJ?
What is CMJ, you ask? CMJ stand for College Music Journal, a publication for those who care about college music. I don't care about college music, so why even bring it up?

Because CMJ also holds a yearly convention in the city. A four day tour-de-force of bands, panels, speakers, and such-n-such. SUNY Oneonta pays for members of the radio station at attend this, to learn more about the radio industry.

What this equates to in real life is ten members of WONY gallivanting around New York City, drinking and getting free stuff.

I'm sure we're going to shows and panel discussions, but this trip is more about having the freedom to run around the city on Oneonta's tab. The school pays for most of the hotel bill, as well as the $300 badges you need to get into these things.

CMJ also hosts parties around the city, and from what I hear if you have a badge, you can drink for free. Which means me, Mr. Wouldn't-Even-Try-to-Get-Into-Anyplace-Trendy will be going to clubs and stuff. I already know it'll be awkward, but whuttayagonnado?

The last night, CMJ is having one of its parties at The Pussycat Lounge, a topless bar. So if you follow the chain, my school is paying for me to go to a topless bar. Sweet. And by sweet I mean freakin' sweet.

Actually, I'm not even as excited about that as I am about seeing Al Franken (funny, but super-bias, liberal comedian), and Brian Wilson (one of the Beach Boys).

By some mystical set of circumstances, since we have this Monday off for Columbus Day, and we are leaving Wednesday morning, I only have classes on Tuesday. And not only do I have just one class on Tuesdays, but the fact that MY TEACHER CANCELLED CLASS THAT DAY means I don't have any class next week. Wow.

I'm not as thrilled about it as you might think. My inner school nerd is concerned about getting too far behind in my schoolwork. That is why I am using this weekend as a 72 work-a-thon, so I won't have to worry as much about missing classes.

I'm going to do a lot of audio posts while I'm in NYC, probably of both the sober and drunk variety.

I've got a lot of work to do. Bye.

[Update: I just found out that Trey Parker and Matt Stone (creators of South Park) will be at CMJ, will debut their new movie Team America: World Police, and will do and Q&A session afterwards. That's freakin' awesome!]

These White Slippers Are Albino African Endangered Rhino

I've used up two bars of soap in about six weeks up at school so far. Is that too much, or too little? Seems like a lot to me, but maybe it's not enough. Who can keep up with this sort of thing?

We here at Oneonta have yet another break coming up, our second since late August. We get pretty spoiled with the breaks up here. Anyway, most people are going home. I'm not. It's a ridiculous idea: Drive 5 hours to go home, sit for about 50 hours, then have to drive another 5 back. I say, since I'd just be sitting on my ass at home anyway, I'll stay here and keep those 10 hours to do more precious things, like watch TV and look at porn.

Too far to care.

Mother nature is having mood swings. The other day here it was below freezing, and now tomorrow it's supposed to be in the 70s. It makes it impossible to dress for class in the morning. You get up, freeze, put on a long sleeve shirt and pants, go to class, by the time class lets out, you're sweating like a pig. No wonder everyone is sick. Everyone but me, of course. I keep on good terms with my white blood cells. Give them a lot of orange juice. They love orange juice.

My cell phone is all greasy. Its gross. Screw the Middle East, Halliburton could set up shop on my face, particularly on my chin, pump out millions of barrels of oil a day and make a gold mine.

Gold Mine Mexican Grill. Good tacos. A little overpriced.

I've gotten in this stay up 'til all hours rut. I've got to break it. Goodnight.

Is goodnight two words or one word?

Spell check says its two words. Good night.

Silva, Slacking Off, and Subway

Silva has now started a blog of his own. Make sure you check it out. [THIS SENTENCE CENSORED BY JOHN SILVA] And, by the way, I'm the one responsible for coining the phrase 'Lifetime Syndrome'. I want all the credit and fame that goes along with pinning such a perfect name to such an awful phenomena.

Actually, that's [CENSORED BY JOHN SILVA]. I should write something about it, too.

I've been in a rut the past few days of sitting on my ass and putting off doing work. Like right now it's past 1:30 in the morning, and I should take a shower before I go to bed, plus I should go to sleep soon so I can wake up early and do some Organizational Communication review that I didn't do today. But instead I'll probably sit in front of the computer 'til at least 2 - 2:15, and then I might play some Vice City so I can polish my skills for San Andreas. 3 weeks from today. It's going to be amazing.

I can't believe I have to start thinking about housing for next year already.

The Subway here in Oneonta has a Student Special you get when you show your Student ID: 2 foot long subs of your choice for $7, or three for $10. I can't believe such a great deal exists. I tried their chicken teriyaki last time. I want another. Or maybe two. Tomorrow.

Eat fresh, motherfuckers.

I Read the News Today, Oh Boy...

It's nice to know that women aren't hypocritical.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&e=5&u=/ap/women_s_college

You've got to be kidding me. When a female student wanted to enroll at VMI, women everywhere where talking about how this discrimination has to end, how a woman is capable of doing anything a man is capable of.

Yet when Wells College does the same thing in reverse, it turns into "The men are going to dominate the classroom."

What happened to your whole Destiny's Child Independent Woman 'Throw your hands up at me' bullshit?

The best thing is that these girls protesting have no base for their actions other than 'It's tradition'.

It's also tradition to come home after a hard day's work and have dinner sitting on the table for you, prepared by your wife whose only job is to cook for you and bring your sons into the world.

Basically, these women don't want equality. They want to break traditions when they feel like it, but when it's time for traditions you cherish to be broken, break out the bongo drums and tye dye shirts it's protestin' time!

Decide, women. You can't have it both ways.

In other news,............actually there's nothing that can be said about this.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=1&u=/nm/penis_dc

Mistakes like this just cannot be made.

Whoops, I Mean Girl, Girl Girl Girl

The new Eminem single was released last Tuesday, in advance of his new album 'Encore' coming out in November.

I don't know about anyone else, but I think this is the worst single he's released yet. It almost seems like he's releasing a terrible song on purpose, just to see if people are so entranced by him that they'll eat up anything he gives them.

If you haven't heard 'Just Lose It' yet, I'm sure you will. Wait about a month or so and it'll be everywhere.

If you have heard it, have you noticed that the whole structure of the song seems really disjointed? It really doesn't flow too good (not flow in the rap sense).

The lyrics aren't too spectacular, either. Here is a sample of one particularly bad section:

Now snap back to reality, look it's B. Rabbit
Oh you signed me up to battle? I'm a grown man
Tubba tubba tubba tubba tubba tubba tubba
I don't have any lines to go right here so tubba

I've heard better rhymes on Nick Jr.

Now I know you could argue that it's in there for comedic effect, but the entire song follows this uninspired, slightly annoying pattern. The chorus of the song mostly consists of Eminem making this Pee-Wee Herman or Charlie Brown missing the football sound.

This song also has parts from his other hits. He's resorted to that already? That's some bad writer's block.

It almost reminds me of the later Beatles albums, where they're so tripped out that they just recorded gibberish and people called it fantastic. Is that what Eminem is going for here?

Whether it's terrible or not, it's going to sell millions of copies. Maybe the rest of the album is great, who knows.

I'm just picturing the next 4 months of my life hearing this song 5 times a day, everywhere I go, and I don't like it.

Eminem gives Alf mad street cred.

This Person Will Enter the Workforce In Two Years...Bad News for America

Fantom05 (8:18:20 PM): when are you planning on going
MantisChooch (8:18:26 PM): no idea
MantisChooch (8:18:30 PM): ill call toy
Fantom05 (8:18:38 PM): toy?
MantisChooch (8:18:42 PM): toy
MantisChooch (8:18:44 PM): you know
MantisChooch (8:18:45 PM): toy

Why Does This Stuff Pop Into My Head?

The reason I'm writing this at 2:30am is because Gish is snoring so loud that I can't go to sleep.

You know what's funny? Listen to a rap song and look and pictures of people and things you don't associate with rap music. I was listening to a song called 'B R Right' by Trina and I looked at a picture of John Kerry. It's really funny. And weird.

[trina:] i want my ass smacked

[luda:] legs wide

[trina:] front back

[luda:] side to side

[trina:] pussy wet

[luda:] slip n slide

[luda:] yep everythin gon be alright

[TRINA]wait bitch, imma blow my kisses,get pist and throw my dishes,yall niggas know jus who this is,woo woo, and the head so vicious.

with me, this shit gon cost,you short? then thas yo lost,you know this ass is soft,make a nigga goto breakin off.

tell me that you love me baby,get high and fuck me crazy,get a towel and wipe me

off,you want a bitch wit no type of flaws.

my gurls be shoppin hard,these hoes be buyin cars,in the club buyin bars,nipples hard in designer bras

from the niggas who gettin chese,throw back in the crispy g's,moet?

Criss on freeze,laugh at the tab, cause this on me.

me and luda in the cut supreme,doin things jus to touch the creme,so many names wana fuck the queen,i live a life like its jus a dream.

[CHORUS]

[LUDA]get it right beother, jump,gimme the beat then imma make it bump,tell em

wutcha wana hear, damn, lets get cam,trouble witcha man, imma pop my trunk.

you aint seen no chicks like mine,you aint seen no flicks like mine,bet i make you cum next to the subwoofers and my 6x9's.

tell me that you like it raw,tell me that my dick is MUAH!!!i might make you famous, and buy you watches by Maurice Lacroix

tell me if its new or old,tell me if its hot or cold,let me know if its black & bold,say ludacris 6 million sold.

see i aint got no time for games,and i aint got no times for lames,how you lovin my southern slang,ooo eee walla walla bing bang.

so anytime you need me call,winter, summer, spring, or fallit doesnt matter come one come all,either get dropped or drop them draws.

[CHORUS]

[TRINA]diamond, princess,just mind, your buisness,these rumors, are senseless,your whispers, are endless.

we livin ghetto fab,we spendin hella cash,this girl is hella bad,your choice is trailer trash.

too much, taste for whores,you seen me grace the source

your watched me work, the vibe

bitches, i works for mine.

one time, for these divas,two times, for these visas,third time i come im breezin,the ice...just keeps on freezin.

hold up imma keep it goin,back to back imma keep on blowin

platinum plaques, keepin it up,wet sex, keepin it good.

look girl, you dont know my angle,a hundred thou with a platinum bengal,my niggas'll slow your roll,pussy power, we in control.[CHROUS]

yea, thas right....im back again...round two mother fuckers. thas rite imtalkin

greece. im a arrogant lil mother fucker huh?

thas rite im rich, imthat bitch, thas rite. im about show yall how to pimp this shit.

im fuckin niggas in the face, the game is mine 2003,

fuck that. fuck all yall haters,fuck all yall bitches, get a life. you got too much times on your hands.

iwant yall bitches to get a job, up your game. pimp your game up baby, itsall about me this time, fuck that.

fuck a dime, im a silva dolla, holla.

catch me when i come off tour

fuck yall. im out.