But It Ain't No Lie, Baby Bye, Bye, Bye

I am finally home after getting through the last week of hell at Oneonta, and finally settling into the monotony of life at home.

Last night, Lisa K. and I hung out for like four hours, talking about all the stuff that has gone on this whole semester. It's funny, because even though she fell under the trance of Kodi's clique, when we said goodbye, I was more upset about it than I thought I'd be. All we did yesterday was shop at Wal-Mart for WONY office supplies, get wings, and just talk about nonsense. And I feel gay saying it, but I really am going to miss her. She's awesome.

Lisa, if you're reading this, saying goodbye to you made me sad. See? There, coming out of my shell, unlike your tortoise of a boyfriend.

The best part of the night was when Kristin walked into her room, and found me and Lisa sitting her among the clutter of a half packed-up room, eating chicken wings in our laps, wiping our faces with toilet paper.

No, that wasn't the best part. The part with the old man in the abandoned building was. I've never seen a human run that fast.

I hate saying goodbye to people. Even though most of the people I know annoy me 80% of the time, to think I'm not going to see Meg or Sass or Lisa P./K. next year down in the office is strange.

Whatevas. Last night put me in a sentimental mood.

I'm going to update the site when I can or have something stupid to say, but I doubt it'll be the frequency that it is during the school year. Or maybe it will be. All depends how eventful the summer is.

I Have to Get Out of This Town

Mean Little Kids and Social Ineptness

A report was released in the scientific journal Early Education and Development that found 'meanness' in girls starts at age 3.

Brigham Young University Study

Does this really surprise anyone? I can remember little girls pulling this stuff in elementary school. Everyone knew the kids who wouldn't invite people to their birthday, or would include and exclude girls from their little circle at will.

I think what they should do is round up all the little kids who demonstrate this kind of behavior at an early age and just beat them senseless in a room for hours until they can be re-introduced into society, because I bet these are the kids who parents praised everything they did and never disciplined them, then they grow up to be assholes we all know and love.

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On a completely different subject, last night might have been the night I was the most annoying in my life. Me, Silva, and Gish were arguing about which Christmas lights are better (they were both saying the 'sophisticated' white ones, and I was saying the fun color ones,) and we walk into Meg's apartment, and I can't help but start asking everyone there their opinions, then arguing at the top of my lungs about how they suck.

Then we started arguing about which video game series is better, Zelda or Metal Gear, and Silva started to get truly angry, and resorted to name calling, by calling me a Green M&M because I had a green shirt and hat on.

All this arguing spilled over into the rest of the people there, and I got the feeling everyone wanted to just scream at me to shut my big mouth. The mood of the whole place was killed, and it was all my fault. Not one of my proudest moments. I'm going to stay away from everyone for a day or two so they can forget what a dick I was.

I have problems in social situations.

Lacking Common Sense

This conversation your about to read was over our new site. For one of his posts, Silva added, "Finding a pubic hair in my Chinese food." I tried to explain to him that the comment didn't really need to be posted, since it's a given that you would hate finding ball hair in your food, and that you should just post more odd, quirky stuff. This is what ensued:

Fantom05 (1:11:25 AM): you wouldnt put on there, "i hate getting kicked in the nuts"
Fantom05 (1:11:29 AM): no kidding
silvamania (1:11:35 AM): lol
silvamania (1:11:41 AM): i dot know about you
silvamania (1:11:54 AM): but i find pube hairs in my chinese food way too often
silvamania (1:12:09 AM): but i guess its cool to hate calling soda pop
silvamania (1:12:13 AM): because thats so original
Fantom05 (1:12:45 AM): oh yeah, thats a common thing, all you hear today are comics making "soda vs. pop" jokes
silvamania (1:12:55 AM): just like chinese pube hair jokes
Fantom05 (1:13:20 AM): but thats something anyone would hate, like why not just put "getting shot" on there
silvamania (1:13:24 AM): this is it, our disagreements will ruin the dram blog
silvamania (1:13:37 AM): yo anyone would hate fat girls with gutys hanging otu
Fantom05 (1:13:40 AM): no, ill just remove you from the contributors list
Fantom05 (1:13:47 AM): and give the position to gish
silvamania (1:14:08 AM): gish hates sunlights and showers
silvamania (1:14:09 AM): thats it
silvamania (1:14:10 AM): over
silvamania (1:14:16 AM): sunlight*
Fantom05 (1:14:57 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
Fantom05 (1:15:03 AM): sunlight
silvamania (1:15:28 AM): id remove pubic hairs if u removed pop, thats it
silvamania (1:15:42 AM): because id oubt many people
silvamania (1:15:44 AM): find themselves
silvamania (1:15:46 AM): so into a meal
silvamania (1:15:48 AM): to begin with
silvamania (1:15:51 AM): and then have it ruined so bad
silvamania (1:15:53 AM): they leave
silvamania (1:15:55 AM): and dont finish
Fantom05 (1:15:57 AM): are you not getting what im saying?
silvamania (1:15:59 AM): most people just throw the hair aside
Fantom05 (1:16:18 AM): ANYONE would hate finding pubic hair in their food, not everyone would hate hearing people say pop
silvamania (1:16:20 AM): because theyre into the meal and dont care
silvamania (1:16:28 AM): nah most people would be irritated
silvamania (1:16:30 AM): cmon
Fantom05 (1:16:36 AM): half the country says pop
silvamania (1:16:36 AM): who would accept 'pop'
silvamania (1:16:42 AM): well where we live
Fantom05 (1:16:45 AM): dont make me get the map out
silvamania (1:16:49 AM): lol
Fantom05 (1:16:51 AM): i seriously have a map
silvamania (1:16:52 AM): i know the map
silvamania (1:16:53 AM): i saw it
silvamania (1:16:56 AM): i dont wannahear
Fantom05 (1:16:58 AM): so then why argue?
silvamania (1:17:02 AM): chinese pubic hairs stay
Fantom05 (1:17:04 AM): you know im right
silvamania (1:17:10 AM): becausae you cant tell me that its not a valid problem
silvamania (1:17:26 AM): Fat girls who wear tiny, midriff-exposing shirts. Their bellies hang over their jeans, their torsos look like candles with fat wax dripping all over their pants.

silvamania (1:17:28 AM): all people ove that
silvamania (1:17:33 AM): definitely
silvamania (1:17:42 AM): i mean the wax dripping
silvamania (1:17:44 AM): thats hot
Fantom05 (1:18:05 AM): whats wrong with that?
silvamania (1:18:14 AM): noone would disagree with that
silvamania (1:18:18 AM): just like the pube hair
silvamania (1:18:18 AM): s
Fantom05 (1:18:20 AM): fat girls would
silvamania (1:18:40 AM): and chinese food restaurant owners would disagree with me
Fantom05 (1:19:06 AM): no they wouldnt, what are you saying, that chinese resturant owners like pubic hair in their food?
silvamania (1:19:31 AM): your wrong
silvamania (1:19:34 AM): always wil be
Fantom05 (1:19:53 AM): why dont you go start a site called Stating the Obvious
silvamania (1:20:02 AM): why dont you go diss soda pop
Fantom05 (1:20:07 AM): Post #1: "Rain is wet"
silvamania (1:20:10 AM): this relationship isnt going to work
Fantom05 (1:20:37 AM): it will if you dont act like a fool
silvamania (1:21:41 AM): i hate findin pubes in my food
silvamania (1:21:43 AM): its called
silvamania (1:21:46 AM): THINGS I HATE
Fantom05 (1:22:43 AM): you dont get it.....obviously you hate hair ni your food, but so does everyone. Do you hate getting hit by a car? yes, but you wouldnt say it, its a given
silvamania (1:22:50 AM): yea but i hate it
silvamania (1:22:52 AM): its how i feel
Fantom05 (1:22:59 AM): your out of control
silvamania (1:23:05 AM): i didnt know id be observed by the things i hate nazi
silvamania (1:23:07 AM): god forbid
silvamania (1:23:24 AM): nelly
silvamania (1:23:28 AM): how many people hate nelly
silvamania (1:23:29 AM): omg
silvamania (1:23:31 AM): yours so wrong
silvamania (1:23:33 AM): go to bed
silvamania (1:23:46 AM): dont tell me about pube hairs
Fantom05 (1:23:51 AM): either youre drunk or just being stubborn
silvamania (1:23:55 AM): im right
silvamania (1:24:00 AM): and im slightly drunk
Fantom05 (1:24:01 AM): your not
Fantom05 (1:24:03 AM): hahaha
silvamania (1:24:03 AM): but thats besides the matter
silvamania (1:24:04 AM): your wrong
silvamania (1:24:06 AM): nelly?!
silvamania (1:24:09 AM): WTF
Fantom05 (1:24:28 AM): schmuck, its pretty apparent some people like nelly
Fantom05 (1:24:36 AM): otherwise he'd be out of a job
silvamania (1:24:42 AM): yea but thts the most not original line ever
silvamania (1:24:55 AM): at least pubes in the chinese food is something we don't date confront
silvamania (1:25:02 AM): wait dave
silvamania (1:25:05 AM): wait until that day
silvamania (1:25:12 AM): you're enjoying some general tsos chicken
silvamania (1:25:16 AM): and its Sooooooo good
Fantom05 (1:25:21 AM): it doesnth ave to be, he just annoys me more then normal, now are you saying finding dick hair in your food annoys you more than other people? like, some people are Ok with it?
silvamania (1:25:29 AM): but you find that curly greasy asian hair in your rice
silvamania (1:25:36 AM): then tell me your not pissed off
silvamania (1:25:41 AM): and you can go listen to nelly
Fantom05 (1:26:13 AM): go post about how you hate having a terminal disease
Fantom05 (1:26:20 AM): because some people might disagree
silvamania (1:26:29 AM): ya iull write like "i hate the candy shop song"
silvamania (1:26:35 AM): or "I hate rednecks"
silvamania (1:26:38 AM): phhhhh
silvamania (1:26:49 AM): im not lookin for disagreement
Fantom05 (1:27:01 AM): what are you looking for?
silvamania (1:27:03 AM): im looking for the turth, thats the difference between me and you
Fantom05 (1:27:06 AM): the truth
silvamania (1:27:19 AM): the truth is pube hairs suck
silvamania (1:27:23 AM): like nelly
Fantom05 (1:27:26 AM): then seriously, next post, say you hate getting stabbed in the face.....isn't it true you do hate that?
Fantom05 (1:28:11 AM): say you hate eating glass, because dont you? its the truth, isnt it?
silvamania (1:28:39 AM): your retarted
Fantom05 (1:28:43 AM): hahaha
silvamania (1:28:44 AM): your brain works improperly
silvamania (1:28:54 AM): dont understand life dave
Fantom05 (1:29:10 AM): why not say you hate having a tapeworm?
Fantom05 (1:29:30 AM): or having to look at pictures of your grandparents having sex?
silvamania (1:30:32 AM): updated
Fantom05 (1:31:14 AM): hardy har har
silvamania (1:31:19 AM): seriously one of the things in life that bothers me more than anything is finding pube hairs
silvamania (1:31:22 AM): mayhbe your cool with it
silvamania (1:31:25 AM): godrunk your pop
Fantom05 (1:32:01 AM): no, but thats EXACTLY what im saying, no person under any circumstance would find it acceptable.....its a given you would hate it, so theres no point to putting it up
silvamania is away at 1:32:10 AM.
Fantom05 (1:32:19 AM): HA

Auto response from silvamania (1:32:20 AM): dave abrams is a miserable human being who ruins my life whenver he has the chance

I Have Found My Calling

I started a website the other day that stemmed out of a conversation me and Silva had about making a list of the things we hate.

So I made it. That's it. No funny story.

What is kind of funny actually is the fact that I put a counter on the site to see how many hits it gets, and from 6:30 to 8:30, it got about 70 hits, which I can't explain and makes no sense.

But anyway, both me and Silva are contributing to it, so go there to see funny and stupid stuff that annoys us.

Things I Hate

I can smell the end of school. It smells like Brooks chicken.

And by the way, I know a lot of people are already done with classes, and possibly almost done with finals. All I can say is fuck you Oneonta is a fake school.

Why Do Girls Continually Insist on Being Stupid?

If I read one more away message that says this, I am hiring a hitman to exterminate the lives of those responsible.

Life's too short to be anything but happy...break rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly,love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that once made you smile

Girls, stop it with this. You never live by these phrases you love to reflect on. You should, but don't.

Seriously, is there a website where they have shit like this written that all girls know about and simply cut and paste into their AIM? Because I've have read this like seven times this week alone.

Let's quickly break it down point by point. I'm tired and want to go to sleep:

1) Girls lives usually are anything but happy.

2) Break rules? Why? Because 'rules' limit the true fun you can have in life? Give it a rest. Don't make excuses for your wanting to be irresponsible.

3) Forgive quickly? Are you trying to be ironic? Girls forgiving quickly? There's no such thing, so don't even pretend. It would be wonderful if you listened to your own advise.

4) Kiss slowly.....sort of saying treasure the thrilling, meaningful moments? It's hard for me to believe girls think this way when I hear some girl from down the hall come into my room four times a week talking about how many guys she made out with each night. Doesn't sound like someone cherishing anything. (And no, don't say "Well that's just her," because it isn't, and you know it.)

5) Love truly? BAH! True love consisting of the guy who dresses the best or can make his hair look like the Gotti brothers? Girls don't want true love. It's a ruse, an excuse they use for banging a lot of guys, saying they only did it because they are still searching for the right guy.

6) Laugh uncontrollably. Bet you don't think I could be cynical about this one, huh? LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY FROM SMOKING TOO MUCH WEED IN YOUR DORM ROOM, KILLING YOUR BRAIN CELLS, NOT GOING TO CLASS AND WASTING THE MONEY YOUR PARENTS SENT YOU FOR BOOKS ON DRUGS!!!!!

7) You should regret stuff, even if you smiled, regret is natural, it's how you learn from your mistakes. People who walk around saying they have no regrets are the people who are too proud to say they fucked up and end up with a two-year-old at twenty-five with a husband who quit his real job to be an aspiring DJ in trance clubs, while you sit at home fucking teenagers from the nearby high school, charging them $50 for a blowjob so you can fuel your cocaine habit.

The End of This School Year Can't Come Fast Enough

Right now I don't have anything assigned and due for next week. But I can feel in my bones that all of a sudden I'm going to get like three last minute things assigned in every class and I'm going to have a ton of shit to do and I'm going to go crazy for the next two weeks until I go home.

I have to go do something productive.

Here is a picture of all Joe Gibbs does with his life nowadays.