Lacking Common Sense

This conversation your about to read was over our new site. For one of his posts, Silva added, "Finding a pubic hair in my Chinese food." I tried to explain to him that the comment didn't really need to be posted, since it's a given that you would hate finding ball hair in your food, and that you should just post more odd, quirky stuff. This is what ensued:

Fantom05 (1:11:25 AM): you wouldnt put on there, "i hate getting kicked in the nuts"
Fantom05 (1:11:29 AM): no kidding
silvamania (1:11:35 AM): lol
silvamania (1:11:41 AM): i dot know about you
silvamania (1:11:54 AM): but i find pube hairs in my chinese food way too often
silvamania (1:12:09 AM): but i guess its cool to hate calling soda pop
silvamania (1:12:13 AM): because thats so original
Fantom05 (1:12:45 AM): oh yeah, thats a common thing, all you hear today are comics making "soda vs. pop" jokes
silvamania (1:12:55 AM): just like chinese pube hair jokes
Fantom05 (1:13:20 AM): but thats something anyone would hate, like why not just put "getting shot" on there
silvamania (1:13:24 AM): this is it, our disagreements will ruin the dram blog
silvamania (1:13:37 AM): yo anyone would hate fat girls with gutys hanging otu
Fantom05 (1:13:40 AM): no, ill just remove you from the contributors list
Fantom05 (1:13:47 AM): and give the position to gish
silvamania (1:14:08 AM): gish hates sunlights and showers
silvamania (1:14:09 AM): thats it
silvamania (1:14:10 AM): over
silvamania (1:14:16 AM): sunlight*
Fantom05 (1:14:57 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
Fantom05 (1:15:03 AM): sunlight
silvamania (1:15:28 AM): id remove pubic hairs if u removed pop, thats it
silvamania (1:15:42 AM): because id oubt many people
silvamania (1:15:44 AM): find themselves
silvamania (1:15:46 AM): so into a meal
silvamania (1:15:48 AM): to begin with
silvamania (1:15:51 AM): and then have it ruined so bad
silvamania (1:15:53 AM): they leave
silvamania (1:15:55 AM): and dont finish
Fantom05 (1:15:57 AM): are you not getting what im saying?
silvamania (1:15:59 AM): most people just throw the hair aside
Fantom05 (1:16:18 AM): ANYONE would hate finding pubic hair in their food, not everyone would hate hearing people say pop
silvamania (1:16:20 AM): because theyre into the meal and dont care
silvamania (1:16:28 AM): nah most people would be irritated
silvamania (1:16:30 AM): cmon
Fantom05 (1:16:36 AM): half the country says pop
silvamania (1:16:36 AM): who would accept 'pop'
silvamania (1:16:42 AM): well where we live
Fantom05 (1:16:45 AM): dont make me get the map out
silvamania (1:16:49 AM): lol
Fantom05 (1:16:51 AM): i seriously have a map
silvamania (1:16:52 AM): i know the map
silvamania (1:16:53 AM): i saw it
silvamania (1:16:56 AM): i dont wannahear
Fantom05 (1:16:58 AM): so then why argue?
silvamania (1:17:02 AM): chinese pubic hairs stay
Fantom05 (1:17:04 AM): you know im right
silvamania (1:17:10 AM): becausae you cant tell me that its not a valid problem
silvamania (1:17:26 AM): Fat girls who wear tiny, midriff-exposing shirts. Their bellies hang over their jeans, their torsos look like candles with fat wax dripping all over their pants.

silvamania (1:17:28 AM): all people ove that
silvamania (1:17:33 AM): definitely
silvamania (1:17:42 AM): i mean the wax dripping
silvamania (1:17:44 AM): thats hot
Fantom05 (1:18:05 AM): whats wrong with that?
silvamania (1:18:14 AM): noone would disagree with that
silvamania (1:18:18 AM): just like the pube hair
silvamania (1:18:18 AM): s
Fantom05 (1:18:20 AM): fat girls would
silvamania (1:18:40 AM): and chinese food restaurant owners would disagree with me
Fantom05 (1:19:06 AM): no they wouldnt, what are you saying, that chinese resturant owners like pubic hair in their food?
silvamania (1:19:31 AM): your wrong
silvamania (1:19:34 AM): always wil be
Fantom05 (1:19:53 AM): why dont you go start a site called Stating the Obvious
silvamania (1:20:02 AM): why dont you go diss soda pop
Fantom05 (1:20:07 AM): Post #1: "Rain is wet"
silvamania (1:20:10 AM): this relationship isnt going to work
Fantom05 (1:20:37 AM): it will if you dont act like a fool
silvamania (1:21:41 AM): i hate findin pubes in my food
silvamania (1:21:43 AM): its called
silvamania (1:21:46 AM): THINGS I HATE
Fantom05 (1:22:43 AM): you dont get it.....obviously you hate hair ni your food, but so does everyone. Do you hate getting hit by a car? yes, but you wouldnt say it, its a given
silvamania (1:22:50 AM): yea but i hate it
silvamania (1:22:52 AM): its how i feel
Fantom05 (1:22:59 AM): your out of control
silvamania (1:23:05 AM): i didnt know id be observed by the things i hate nazi
silvamania (1:23:07 AM): god forbid
silvamania (1:23:24 AM): nelly
silvamania (1:23:28 AM): how many people hate nelly
silvamania (1:23:29 AM): omg
silvamania (1:23:31 AM): yours so wrong
silvamania (1:23:33 AM): go to bed
silvamania (1:23:46 AM): dont tell me about pube hairs
Fantom05 (1:23:51 AM): either youre drunk or just being stubborn
silvamania (1:23:55 AM): im right
silvamania (1:24:00 AM): and im slightly drunk
Fantom05 (1:24:01 AM): your not
Fantom05 (1:24:03 AM): hahaha
silvamania (1:24:03 AM): but thats besides the matter
silvamania (1:24:04 AM): your wrong
silvamania (1:24:06 AM): nelly?!
silvamania (1:24:09 AM): WTF
Fantom05 (1:24:28 AM): schmuck, its pretty apparent some people like nelly
Fantom05 (1:24:36 AM): otherwise he'd be out of a job
silvamania (1:24:42 AM): yea but thts the most not original line ever
silvamania (1:24:55 AM): at least pubes in the chinese food is something we don't date confront
silvamania (1:25:02 AM): wait dave
silvamania (1:25:05 AM): wait until that day
silvamania (1:25:12 AM): you're enjoying some general tsos chicken
silvamania (1:25:16 AM): and its Sooooooo good
Fantom05 (1:25:21 AM): it doesnth ave to be, he just annoys me more then normal, now are you saying finding dick hair in your food annoys you more than other people? like, some people are Ok with it?
silvamania (1:25:29 AM): but you find that curly greasy asian hair in your rice
silvamania (1:25:36 AM): then tell me your not pissed off
silvamania (1:25:41 AM): and you can go listen to nelly
Fantom05 (1:26:13 AM): go post about how you hate having a terminal disease
Fantom05 (1:26:20 AM): because some people might disagree
silvamania (1:26:29 AM): ya iull write like "i hate the candy shop song"
silvamania (1:26:35 AM): or "I hate rednecks"
silvamania (1:26:38 AM): phhhhh
silvamania (1:26:49 AM): im not lookin for disagreement
Fantom05 (1:27:01 AM): what are you looking for?
silvamania (1:27:03 AM): im looking for the turth, thats the difference between me and you
Fantom05 (1:27:06 AM): the truth
silvamania (1:27:19 AM): the truth is pube hairs suck
silvamania (1:27:23 AM): like nelly
Fantom05 (1:27:26 AM): then seriously, next post, say you hate getting stabbed in the face.....isn't it true you do hate that?
Fantom05 (1:28:11 AM): say you hate eating glass, because dont you? its the truth, isnt it?
silvamania (1:28:39 AM): your retarted
Fantom05 (1:28:43 AM): hahaha
silvamania (1:28:44 AM): your brain works improperly
silvamania (1:28:54 AM): dont understand life dave
Fantom05 (1:29:10 AM): why not say you hate having a tapeworm?
Fantom05 (1:29:30 AM): or having to look at pictures of your grandparents having sex?
silvamania (1:30:32 AM): updated
Fantom05 (1:31:14 AM): hardy har har
silvamania (1:31:19 AM): seriously one of the things in life that bothers me more than anything is finding pube hairs
silvamania (1:31:22 AM): mayhbe your cool with it
silvamania (1:31:25 AM): godrunk your pop
Fantom05 (1:32:01 AM): no, but thats EXACTLY what im saying, no person under any circumstance would find it acceptable.....its a given you would hate it, so theres no point to putting it up
silvamania is away at 1:32:10 AM.
Fantom05 (1:32:19 AM): HA

Auto response from silvamania (1:32:20 AM): dave abrams is a miserable human being who ruins my life whenver he has the chance