Not that it should surprise anyone who knows him, but Kodi has the complete archetype of an AIM profile. Take a look at this thing:
i'm not an alcoholic.. i'm a college student
I'd dodge a bullet for you....
Spring Break Photos
"when your wet dream becomes your worst nightmare"
white frame house, a college town, a bunch of people always hanging around, no real
problems we needed to drown.... but we tried our best anyway
Change is the only constant.....
Sexline: 845 807 xxx7
pictures are memories stuck in time...
something about you
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This profile covers all the bases you need for a classic profile: something about drinking, a link to some kind of photo website (the fact that it says Spring Break Photos just gives it bonus points), a quote from an emo song, your cell phone number (but you can't just write 'Cell Phone #', it has to say Digits or something along those lines), and ending with a deep, meaningful, mysterious phrase you know is meant for that 'special someone'.
The majority of people have something along those lines as their profile. But I doubt anyone can compete with the complete and utter perfection Kodi has achieved with his personal AIM gem.
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