Somebody Needs A Visit From Dr. Phil

Now, as anyone who has been around one or the other knows, Rob and Lisa have a weird relationship. It's all over the place.

You know how sometimes when people refuse to talk to each other, they get a different person to relay information between the two disputing parties? Somehow I became that person, and got caught in the middle of a Rob/Lisa showdown, the reason for the dispute I do not know. I just got brought into it in the middle.

Also, this is the first time I've experienced this during an online argument. Somewhat un-Orthodox.

To make this as easy to follow as possible, I have colored the times I was talking to Lisa in purple, and times I was talking to Rob in blue. I have also put the responses in chronological order, to give the reader a sense of what was being said at what times.

Klb671 (3:18:59 PM): tell rob he is a bumbfuck
Fantom05 (3:19:29 PM): why is he a bumbfuck, when the term is actually bumblefuck?
Klb671 (3:19:40 PM): oh yeah....lol

Fantom05 (3:19:59 PM): Klb671 (3:18:59 PM): tell rob he is a bumbfuck
RobtheMadman521 (3:28:16 PM): tell my gitlfriend shes a fucking asshole

Fantom05 (3:29:02 PM): RobtheMadman521 (3:28:16 PM): tell my gitlfriend shes a fucking asshole
Klb671 (3:29:15 PM): tell him to fucking grow up and leave me the fuck alone

Fantom05 (3:29:25 PM): Klb671 (3:29:15 PM): tell him to fucking grow up and leave me the fuck alone

Fantom05 (3:29:36 PM): oh boy, this is a fun position to be in, relationship insult messenger

RobtheMadman521 (3:29:37 PM): lol
RobtheMadman521 (3:29:44 PM): tell her shes a poo poo face

Klb671 (3:29:51 PM): haha i have no idea why he brought you into this

Fantom05 (3:30:00 PM): oh shit, you went there?
RobtheMadman521 (3:30:09 PM): damn right I did

Fantom05 (3:30:16 PM): RobtheMadman521 (3:29:44 PM): tell her shes a poo poo face
Klb671 (3:30:47 PM): wow, i'm done....dont send him anything from me

Fantom05 (3:31:09 PM): Klb671 (3:30:47 PM): wow, i'm done....dont send him anything from me
RobtheMadman521 (3:31:15 PM): lol
Fantom05 (3:31:18 PM): i did it anyway
RobtheMadman521 (3:31:37 PM): lol
RobtheMadman521 (3:32:58 PM): ah screw her anyway, I had sex with her sister
Fantom05 (3:33:12 PM): hahaha
RobtheMadman521 (3:33:23 PM): send her that, i'm curious as to how shes gonna react
Fantom05 (3:33:32 PM): all right hold on

Fantom05 (3:33:42 PM): RobtheMadman521 (3:32:58 PM): ah screw her anyway, I had sex with her sister
Klb671 (3:36:54 PM): he is such a jerk
Fantom05 (3:37:24 PM): you two are nuts

Fantom05 (3:37:05 PM): Klb671 (3:36:54 PM): he is such a jerk
RobtheMadman521 (3:37:43 PM): lol

Klb671 (3:37:46 PM): oh god don't send that to him!
Klb671 (3:37:55 PM): abrams you're a jerk
Fantom05 (3:38:05 PM): hahahahaha, what'd i do
Fantom05 (3:38:31 PM): if you would have said it faster than 2 minutes later you couldve warned me

Two things of note:

1) It was Lisa who brought me into this , not Rob. She says, "i have no idea why he brought you into this," when in reality it is her own fault.

2) I wanted to show that Lisa waited a full minute in telling me not to send that 'jerk' comment. I am absolved of any malicious intent or wrongdoing.

I wish these crazy kids the best of luck and hope they have a happy life together. Let's give them a hand!